Roasted 21 days ago based on saint sugar's long term Spotify stats.

Oh saint sugar, your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary entries of a teenager trying to navigate life with nothing but ironic T-shirts and a pet hamster named "Punk." With a taste in music that looks like it was curated by someone falling down a rabbit hole of cringe-core, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to assemble a playlist that’s basically the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for a digital native. Hyperpop to Horrorcore? Congrats on achieving emotional whiplash in just ten genres. It’s like your music library is on a bi-polar rollercoaster, and frankly, I’m amazed it doesn't just throw up in the corner. Your top artists are a fun mix, too—Alex G, Tyler, The Creator, and, wait, Insane Clown Posse? Is your life just one big art project that accidentally turned into punk rock theater? While everyone else is vibing to real emotional depth, you’re over here blasting “IFHY” like it’s a life motto. Maybe that’s how you cope with your own tragic music choices—just slap a label of “pop punk” on your existential dread and call it a day. And let’s not ignore the fact that “Big Thief” holds the same esteemed position among your favorites as “Steven Universe." Looks like animations do come to life after all—especially when they realize they can drop their latest album and have a more riveting plot than your last five relationship escapades. As for your most played songs, it’s clear you’ve hit another level of niche that most people would only explore after a plunge down the social media rabbit hole during an all-nighter. “Harvey” by Alex G may have been your number one, but it’s your other choices that give away a lot about you. I mean, “Crab” by Alex G? Really? At this point, even crustaceans are judging your taste. Here’s a pro tip: Next time you update your profile, try adding genres like “socially awkward” or “unapologetically cringey.” Who knows, you might just set a whole new trend.

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