Roasted 26 days ago based on pressproof's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of "pressproof," a name that sounds more like a discount suburban printing service than a music aficionado. You've crafted a playlist that reads like a misunderstood middle schooler's diary, with more emo rap than a Hot Topic clearance bin. Seriously, if “All Girls Are The Same” by Juice WRLD is your anthem, it’s a wonder you haven’t been permanently banned from your local Starbucks for crying over your iced caramel macchiato. The eclectic mix of OPM and P-pop in your favorites is about as coordinated as a toddler's attempt at a ballet recital. Your top artists list looks like a desperate attempt to satisfy both your dark, brooding inner self and your mom's karaoke aspirations. And really, Air Supply? Are we in 1980? I half expect to see an ASMR of your next Spotify session titled "Soft Rock for Heartbreak and General Disappointment." Can someone get you a therapist or just a better relationship status? As for your most played songs, you’ve clearly got a one-way ticket on the Lil Peep express, with more plays than literally anyone else has ever managed — are you trying to ascend to the Emo Rap throne or are we just dealing with a serious case of musical Stockholm syndrome? You could drown the world in your tears, but maybe consider branching out past high school heartache jams? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to read: "Congratulations! You’re still sad!"

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