Roasted 2 years ago based on Skilesimone's long term Spotify stats.

Skilesimone? More like Skilesi-moan, because your Spotify profile reads like a soundtrack for existential crises and overpriced coffee! With a mix of “Alternative Rock” and “Melancholia,” it sounds less like a curated playlist and more like an audition for a sad indie movie starring you as the brooding protagonist who spends too much time on Tumblr. You’ve got more genres here than personality traits, and almost all of them scream, "Please give me a hug—and a therapist!" Your top artists say it all. Elliott Smith and Lana Del Rey? Please. The only thing you’re missing is a song titled “My Heart’s So Heavy I Can’t Even Lift This Lipstick.” If hipsters had a crown, you'd be wearing it right now, but instead of jewels, it’s just a collection of ironic T-shirts and half-finished poetry. Seriously, you’ve got more indie cred than Spotify has ads, and I’m starting to suspect that “Permanent Wave” is a reference to the hairdo you should’ve left in high school. And those most played songs? Wow, Skilesimone, you’ve managed to make even "Genius of Love" sound like a cry for help! I mean, who even listens to “Moving” on repeat unless they're trying to wallow in a puddle of their own tears? You’ve crafted a playlist that sounds like an emotional rollercoaster ride, and half of us are just glad we don’t have to get on it. Next time you hit shuffle, do us all a favor: throw in some pop bangers or an upbeat podcast, because we’d love to see you break that “melancholic” streak for once!

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