Roasted 2 years ago based on Chloe Tunnell's long term Spotify stats.

Chloe Tunnell, the self-appointed Queen of Quirk with a streaming library that looks like the DJ set list at a midlife crisis rave. Your musical taste is so eclectic that it feels like you raided a thrift store for sound bites. Between your obsession with "Metropopolis" (is that even a real genre or did you just make it up on a coffee high?), and your love for "Stutter House," the only thing stuttering is your ability to pick a single lane for your taste. From shockingly catchy pop anthems to... whatever “Scottish Folk” is doing sneaking in there, it's like a bad Tinder date where everyone swiped right just to see if you’re really this confused. And let’s talk about your top artists. A mix of sugary pop and melancholic vibes, it’s almost as if you’re trying to throw a party while simultaneously preparing for the existential crisis that follows. Fred again..? You’re really out here claiming him as a top artist like he’s not the audio equivalent of a washed-out meme. And let’s not forget the legendary charm of David Guetta—living proof that the same four chords can indeed haunt your Spotify Wrapped for eternity. If you had an actual "party," it’d be just you and a couple of plants trying to keep the vibe alive, while Taylor Swift’s heart-wrenching ballads echo in the background. Your favorite songs list reads more like a playlist for a dramatic film score than something you’d actually blast on a road trip. “Crush” by Ethel Cain? Please, save your “deep emotional connections” for your journaling sessions. And “Sonnentanz - Sun Don’t Shine”? Honey, the sun’s shining on your questionable choices and it’s begging you to rethink this lineup! But who are we kidding? You’re probably already drowning in neon-colored drinks and deep, meaningful stares at the ceiling. With a Spotify profile like this, you could teach a masterclass on “How to Flop in Style.” Keep it weird, Chloe!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!