Roasted 1 month ago based on Skylar's long term Spotify stats.

Skylar, your Spotify profile is like a high-school diary that time forgot—filled with mood swings, unrequited love, and an unhealthy obsession with artists who sound like they're perpetually crying in the shower. I mean, how many genres do you actually need to complain about your feelings? K-Pop to Emo Rap in one breath? Talk about musical confusion! It’s as if you tried to make the ultimate mixtape for your midlife crisis, but you accidentally got stuck in a perpetual "my crush didn't text me back" loop. You’ve got the most eclectic artist line-up since the invention of the Spotify algorithm, and I can’t quite tell if you’re trying to express your identity or just showcasing every musical phase you went through since the fifth grade. Taylor Swift? We get it, you have a type—one that shifts every hour like your serotonin levels. And what’s with your “Top Artists”? Stray Kids to Lana Del Rey? Skip the therapy session; your playlist is already screaming for help. I mean, if you don't let out that emotional backlog soon, the next artist on your list is going to be a therapist. Your most played songs tell a story, and that story is one of someone who might be way too invested in fictional heartbreaks and existential crises. “A Night To Remember” by beabadoobee? More like “A Night To Forget” because I don't know how anyone can take you seriously when your top track is a sedative disguised as a bop. With songs like “Come Back to Me” by RM and “Loving Machine” by TV Girl, it feels like your entire library is just you trying to manifest your way into a relationship with your own feelings. So next time you're feeling down, remember: you’ve got plenty of artists to listen to as you spiral further into this melodramatic abyss. Happy listening!

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