Roasted 15 days ago based on mayte's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, maycita, your Spotify profile reads like a reggaeton fever dream that got stuck in the trap of a bad summer beach party. Seriously, your favorite genres are a culinary disaster—it's like someone mixed a bottle of cheap tequila with a can of whiny Latin pop and thought they were crafting a five-star meal. If this is the soundtrack of your life, I can only assume every day feels like you’re stuck in an elevator with a playlist made by a toddler who just discovered the "repeat" button. Your taste is as predictable as a cheap rom-com plot twist. We get it; you love Quevedo more than your dentist loves bad dental hygiene. Between “La Despedida” and not one, but like eight different Quevedo songs that all seem to live in the same key of melodrama, it's safe to say your playlist is just one sad ballad away from a mid-life crisis. And let’s not even start on that random Justin Bieber track—what’s he doing there? Were you trying to impress your teenage self or just prove that you can get cringier by the hour? But hey, I guess your playlist serves a purpose: if someone ever needs background noise while they're scrolling through cringe memes, they know exactly where to find it. So crank up the volume and dance like everyone’s watching—because, let’s face it, they probably are, and they’re definitely judging your taste. Remember, maycita, just because you can play all the hits doesn’t mean your playlist can’t still feel like the world’s worst Tinder date.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!