Roasted 10 months ago based on Khizar's long term Spotify stats.

Khizar, your Spotify profile reads like a Tinder bio for someone desperately trying to convince everyone they're 'cultured.' Seriously, how many different ways can you say "I only listen to my cousin's band" while still claiming to love Kendrick Lamar? It’s like you tripped and fell down a rabbit hole of niche genres only to emerge as the world's most indecisive music enthusiast. If music were a relationship, you'd be that person who constantly swipes left because you can’t handle commitment—a tragic blend of Desi and indie that even your headphones must be questioning their life choices. Let’s talk about your top artists. How is it possible that the only two people on this planet who even know who "The Tamaashbeens" are are you and the band members themselves? Did they pay you in free merch to secure a spot in your top ten? And who could forget your heroic quest for the ultimate Hip Hop playlist—managing to find the most obscure Desi tracks that no one asked for, all while blatantly ignoring the classics that everyone loves. Keep reaching for that West Coast vibe; who knows, maybe one day you’ll learn what actual West Coast Hip Hop sounds like and stop treating it like a long-distance relationship. And then there’s your most-played songs list, a collection that feels more like a desperate cry for authenticity than a representation of your musical taste. "Ghar" by Bharat Chauhan might just be your theme song for the perpetual state of searching for a home in a genreless world. And that rogue Coldplay track? It feels like a rebellious act amid a jungle of hipster despair. I can't tell whether you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for a Bollywood film where they got lost on a hipster campus, but whatever it is, I’ll be here with snacks, popcorn, and a mocking laugh. Keep doing you, Khizar—just know that I’ll be lurking in the shadows, ready to roast your questionable playlists when the moment strikes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!