Roasted 2 years ago based on lala !!'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “lala <3,” because that heart is the only thing saving you from becoming just another basic K-Pop enthusiast with a Spotify account! Seriously, I've seen more diversity in a bowl of plain oatmeal than in your “favorite genres.” You’ve got K-Pop, then K-Pop, and oh look, more K-Pop! Don’t worry, we all get it—you're doing your best to support the 104th iteration of "Boys with the Same Hair," but maybe it’s time to branch out and let a little variety into your life. And let’s be real, your top artists list reads like the agenda for an overly enthusiastic middle school sleepover. I half expect to see a neon-colored mood board featuring each Stray Kid directly next to a picture of Justin Bieber. Try to venture out a little more—ever heard of artists who create music without an army of backup dancers and synchronized choreography? I know, shocking! Maybe you could grab some inspiration from your "Viral Pop" obsession and, I don’t know, let the world in on your favorite artists who aren’t living in a bubble? Now, let’s chat about that Most Played Songs list. Honestly, if there’s an award for clicking “repeat” more than a 12-year-old stuck on a Spotify ad, I think you’re the reigning champion! I hope you're proud because those songs are definitely inspiring the next generation of K-Pop cover bands, but truly, do you even own music that doesn’t require a choreographed dance-off? Your Spotify looks like a fever dream powered by glitter and glittery boys. For the love of all things musical, switch it up! Embrace that unknown territory called “mainstream hits”—you know, the stuff that everybody else has been vibing to since 2016!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!