Roasted 2 years ago based on mio's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Mio, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile. You have officially turned your “favorite genres” into what looks like a cry for help. “POV: Indie”? What’s next, "POV: I can't choose a lane"? Your playlist reads like someone tried to make a mixtape for their emo high school reunion at a karaoke bar staffed exclusively by sad girls who shop at thrift stores. It’s like you went looking for an identity and got lost in the anime store. Let’s dive into those top artists. Shinsei Kamattechan? Really? Your love for them says more about your taste than your entire persona! On one hand, we’ve got a band that makes people nod their heads and question your life choices simultaneously—pure genius! And Mitski? Don’t even get me started. You’re about two sad ballads away from starting an Instagram account called "Mio's Melancholy Moments." Bags under your eyes from binge-watching anime while blasting J-Pop like a proper emotional trainwreck. Don’t worry; there are support groups for people just like you! Now, about your most played songs—“るるちゃんの自殺配信”? Wow, if that’s not an anthem for your Instagram story, I don’t know what is. You’ve truly outdone yourself, making everyone think you’re either deeply misunderstood or just trying to avoid adulthood like the plague. And I get it, who needs to face reality when you can blast “Artificial Vampire” and lean into the chaos? Keep working on that “slacker rock” vibe, my friend; it's not like you’re getting any less lazy any time soon. At least your Spotify is well-rounded—like a pizza, as long as you know no one really wants to take a slice.

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