Roasted 4 months ago based on Geekoie's long term Spotify stats.

Geekoie, your Spotify profile reads like a Renaissance fair threw up on a playlist. Seriously, I can practically hear the clanking of medieval armor mixed in with the sound of you desperately trying to connect with your inner bard. Who knew that someone could simultaneously long for the romance of the middle ages while grooving to "Celtic Punk"? So, do you punch your ticket to the past every time you hit play, or are you just keeping the time-travelers’ guild on speed dial? Your top artists are a compelling argument for a restraining order against good taste. It's like your Spotify account went dumpster diving through a soundtrack from a Viking-themed musical. "Lilith Max" could be the name of your medieval cosplay character, or your half-formed idea for a band that only holds gigs at fairgrounds. And let's not even get started on “Misty Mountains” by Richard Armitage—what a bold choice to channel your emotional breakdowns while everyone else is dancing. Next, I expect you to claim we’ll all rue the day we didn’t attend your Renaissance-themed rave! And what's the deal with your most played songs? "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada? Talk about a plot twist, coming in like a rogue knight after a full hour of sea shanties! I can't help but picture you belting out "Frozen Heart" while wearing a Viking helmet, surrounded by confused guests at your annual medieval-themed karaoke night. Keep living that wonderfully bizarre dream, Geekoie; with such eclectic tastes, you're either the harbinger of an avant-garde musical revolution or just a really enthusiastic medieval enthusiast with an identity crisis. Either way, I applaud your commitment to never fitting in!

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