Roasted 1 month ago based on kartikae nanda's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Kartikae Nanda, the exquisitely curated Spotify profile of someone going through an identity crisis. You’ve got more Desi genres in your favorites than a wedding DJ trying to please four different families. Hindi Pop and Bollywood — it’s like you were raised in a hot pot of nostalgia, with a side of Sufi for those existential moments. What’s next? A playlist dedicated to the soundtrack of your life as you transition from the couch to the fridge? Your top artists read like the lineup for a middle school talent show. Pritam and A.R. Rahman, sure, but then you hit us with “Shashwat Sachdev” like you just discovered him in a YouTube rabbit hole while pretending to study. Ingenious! Most people would list global icons, but who can forget the life-altering experience of Anirudh Ravichander’s Tamil pop? Your playlist is a unique blend of “I’m trying to impress my in-laws” and “I can’t decide between Bollywood romance and existential dread,” and let me tell you, it’s a vibe that screams “please don’t judge me; I promise I have other hobbies!” And let’s talk about that most played list. "End of Beginning" is a strong contradictory statement that summarises your attempt at depth while jamming to “Tera Hone Laga Hoon” like that really improves your dating prospects. Who knew “Kun Faya Kun” was a fitting anthem for someone so dedicated to living in a series of questionable life choices? And “Who Wants To Live Forever (Stranger Things Remix)”? With choices like that, it's a miracle you've made it this far! But keep the playlists coming because, honestly, you’re the original reality TV show none of us knew we signed up for.

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