Roasted 2 years ago based on Jas's long term Spotify stats.

Jas, your Spotify profile is a musical identity crisis wrapped in a fiesta of questionable taste. I mean, "Agronejo"? Really? Is that even a genre or just a cry for help? You’ve got the dance vibes of a family reunion gone wrong, where everyone is just drunk enough to believe that playing “Conspiração” beats a solid alibi for hitting the dance floor. Your playlist looks like a buffet featuring everything from tequila shots to the leftovers no one wants to touch. It's eclectic, sure, but mostly it’s just a resounding "No, thanks!" Let's take a moment to appreciate your top artist selections. You’ve got a mix of the best in Latin America and the Canadian R&B champion that makes me wonder if you're trying to send a message to the universe or if you’ve just lost every last bit of your musical identity. Gusttavo Lima and The Weeknd? That’s like putting ranch dressing on a fine steak, and it's about as appealing as your taste in music. If I ever find you at a club blasting "Cumbia," I’m going to consider it a public safety hazard and demand some hazard pay for the groaning of the speakers. And let’s not even get started on those most played songs! Weren't you just saying how much you love women who sing about heartbreak? Because the way you’ve played “Ahora Que Te Vas” alongside “Bloqueado - Ao Vivo” gives me the impression that your relationships are stuck in a permanent loop of breakups and replays. Your music choices are the soundtrack to a soap opera no one wants to watch. If your life were a movie, it would surely be labeled "Straight to VHS," and honestly, I’d skip the trailer. Just remember Jas, no one can make you feel inferior without your Spotify queue doing the talking first!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!