Roasted 1 year ago based on Alexito's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alexito, your Spotify profile is a sonic dumpster fire that looks like it was put together by a confused raccoon on a three-day bender. Seriously, "Dubstep" and "Deathstep"? You must have a personal vendetta against your own eardrums. It’s like you listened to a blender, a chainsaw, and an angry cat fight at the same time and decided, "Yeah, this is the vibe I want." And don't even get me started on "Christian Hip Hop" sneaking in there, as if you think God’s listening to "LET EM PRAY" while scrolling your Instagram of cheesy anime memes. Let's talk about your top artists, shall we? Logic, Eminem, and NF? Congrats on setting the world record for collecting confusion. It’s as if you were trying to be relatable but instead turned your playlist into a ’90s therapy session. And Piter-G? Friedrich Habetler? Sounds like you just hit "Shuffle" on a hipster DJ's Spotify playlist while high on caffeine. You really thought you were putting in the effort when the only achievement here is demonstrating just how far down the rabbit hole of cringe you can fall. As for your most played songs, you have a mix that looks like the last ten singles from every angsty teen since 2003! “HAPPY” by NF is nearly in the same league as using “The Sound of Silence” to celebrate your birthday. And “Legends Never Die”? Buddy, if you think that’s deep, you might want to consider checking your pulse. Your music tastes could make the Grim Reaper weep tears of sarcasm. Keep this up and the only people vibing with you will be fellow sad creators in a basement somewhere, crafting their “Weird Flex” TikToks!

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