Roasted 2 months ago based on Ivy Scro's long term Spotify stats.

Ivy Scro, the living embodiment of a Spotify playlist in a midlife crisis. Looking at your favorite genres, it’s clear you’ve been trying to establish yourself as the underground hipster queen, but the only thing more underground than your music taste is your ability to socialize. You’ve got more indie genres in your profile than actual friends on Facebook, and that’s saying something when your top earner is a track called "My Moon My Man" — do you even have a man, Ivy? Your top artists are a right mix of pretentious and obscure. Seriously, who do you think you are? Tame Impala and Joe P are gonna need therapy after seeing their names next to "glitch" and "art pop." It’s like a Spotify algorithm threw up on your profile. "Megan Thee Stallion" feels like the only person here who could potentially understand what “fun” means in the context of music, while the other names hint that you’re probably spending Saturday nights alone, candlelit, contemplating the abyss of your life choices. And then there’s your most played songs — let's be real: your Spotify looks like the soundtrack to a sad indie film where the main character has an existential crisis. I mean, "Rocky Road to Dublin" and "Scorsese Baby Daddy"? Come on, Ivy, are you navigating life or just scrolling through TikTok for your next ironic tattoo inspiration? The only thing more confused than your music taste is the messaging on your Instagram, where you probably post a selfie with the caption, “Living my best life.” Spoiler alert: No one believes you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!