Roasted 1 month ago based on Bartol's long term Spotify stats.

Bartol, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school girl's diary after a breakup – filled with soft pop and self-pity tracks that scream, "I'm still figuring out my identity!" I mean, you’ve got so much 'Soft' in your favorite genres it sounds like you’re one bad breakup away from transitioning to a full-time ASMR artist. “Hyperpop?” Really? Is that even a genre, or did you just mash your face on the keyboard and hope it sounded trendy? With a lineup like that, we can all agree that the only thing harder than your musical tastes is your reluctance to step outside the bubble of sugary convenience. Your top artists are a delightful mix of mainstream pop and obscure indie, showcasing your dedication to being basic yet pretentious at the same time. Nothing says “I’d rather take a nap than party” like having both Sam Smith and Nicki Minaj on the same list. Let’s be real, the only thing more confusing than your top ten is how you managed to miss all the good music out there. You’ve got a stunning array of artists with fewer hits than a toddler trying to play baseball. But hey, if it works for you and helps drown out the sound of your own unremarkable conversations, then who are we to judge? But let’s talk about those most played songs! If I had a dollar for every time a romantic evening was ruined by your playlist, I could probably fund a therapy session for your next date. “Rinsed” by “Dean Blunt” is a fitting title, considering your entire music selection could use a solid rinse cycle. And please, someone intervene before “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” becomes your personal anthem. At this point, I think your Spotify is just a cry for help in musical form. So Bartol, here’s hoping you eventually graduate from your soft pop cocoon and discover that there’s a whole world of music out there that doesn’t make you sound like a hopeless romantic who insists on getting cozy with a pint of ice cream.

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