Roasted 5 months ago based on kibuj's long term Spotify stats.

Kibuj, your Spotify profile reads like the last shreds of a teenage angst diary covered in band stickers. With a love for metal so profound, one might mistake your playlist for a soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a garage. Seriously, the only thing heavier than your favorite genres is how desperately you're trying to convince the world that being angry and alternative somehow makes you deep. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Your eclectic mix of glam metal and rap metal, or as I like to call it, “let’s tack on the worst of both worlds,” is the aural equivalent of wearing flip-flops with socks at a Slayer concert. Your top artists are a beautiful mess too. Eminem and Ozzy? Classic. But "FliT"? Excuse me while I fight the urge to Google "Goth Kardashian." And how do you go from Ghost to Карна like you’re just throwing darts at a wall of random bands? It’s like you’re on a mission to show us that your playlist is less about good taste and more about just confounding the heck out of everyone listening. All we’re missing is a track by honestly regrettable dad rock bands, and you’d have the trifecta of musical disaster covered. Let’s talk about those most played songs. You've got a mix so chaotic it’s as if each one was selected by a cat walking across your keyboard. "Creeping Death"? More like “Creeping Dread” when I realize this is the soundtrack to your life choices. And “Дівчинка панк”? I can’t help but feel you’re one striped shirt away from a musty basement show where the only thing more uncomfortable than the music is the lingering smell of bad decisions. If playlists were graded, yours would get a solid "Why?" Wear your choices proudly, but know that the rest of us are just trying to figure out whether we should laugh, cringe, or both.

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