Roasted 2 years ago based on Mirko Masha's long term Spotify stats.

Mirko Masha, the man whose Spotify playlist looks like a hip hop dictionary exploded. I’ve seen fewer genres on a DJ’s laptop. Are you trying to gather all the varieties of rap just to collect badges like a sad collector in a Game Boy? When I said be diverse, I didn’t mean “pick every single category and pretend you’re cultured.” At this point, if you were any more into rap, you'd have a side gig as a history professor for underground artists. And let's talk about those top artists. Kanye, Eminem, and not a single drop of originality in sight. Your taste looks like someone’s Spotify algorithm got stuck in “mediocre mainstream.” Seriously, it’s like you took the music world’s most overrated and gave them a group hug. Do you even listen to these legends, or do you just like seeing their names together like middle school boys comparing Pokémon cards? If you’re trying to impress someone, buddy, try better than this “best of the best...barely” playlist. Most played songs that are as predictable as your high school yearbook quote. “Not Like Us”? Bro, the real question is how you think you can stand out in a sea of basic-ness when you’re stuck in the shallow end of the musical pool. Meanwhile, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is the sound of you explaining why "G Funk" is your aesthetic. But hey, keep dreaming! At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be a ‘how not to’ guide for budding music lovers everywhere.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!