Roasted 1 year ago based on oswald's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Oswald, if your Spotify profile were a meal, it would be a lukewarm plate of kale salad topped with prayer. Your playlist is an endless procession of worship songs that wouldn’t even make a nun’s eyebrows raise. I mean, we get it—Jesus loves you, but do you really need to listen to "Pop Worship" while trying to convince yourself that you’re just a little bit edgy with your “modern rock” and “pop punk” selections? Spoiler alert: that’s like trying to mix holy water with Monster energy drinks. Your favorite artists read like the Lost & Found section at a youth church camp. Demi Lovato and Ariana Grande are somehow appearing next to “Elevation Worship” like they joined forces for a new genre I’m going to call ‘heavenly cringe.’ At this point, I half-expect you to whip out a “Sister Act” soundtrack and claim it's the hottest banger of 2023. What’s next, a feature from a pastor on the new Justin Bieber track? You’re a one-man church choir with a two-disc set of steamy ‘Christian Pop’ blessed with all the adrenaline of a Sunday morning sermon about tithing. And those most played songs? Please tell me you're not strutting around like you're the soundtrack for a heavenly coming-of-age film! “Standing Next to You (USHER Remix)” is the musical equivalent of being a DJ at a confirmation class while “dIOS” makes me wonder if you’re trying to get God to personally slide into your DMs. You could use a dose of reality instead of all that 'we can’t be friends' angst, lest your taste completely devolves into a chaotic melange of inspirational ballads and generic pop anthems. Get it together, Oswald—there’s a whole world out there beyond the church choir.

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