Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝓵𝓲𝓵 𝓣𝔀𝓪𝓷's long term Spotify stats.

Rizz Monkey, huh? Your nickname sounds like you just stumbled out of the jungle after a night of forgetting who you are—let's face it, you’re not exactly setting the Spotify world on fire with that playlist. I mean, if I wanted to hear a bunch of sounds that would make my ears bleed while still regretting my life choices, I’d just step outside and listen to the neighborhood cat fights. "Jersey Club" and "Brazilian Phonk"? You sure you’re not just trying to collect obscure genre badges in a failed attempt to prove you’re cooler than your high school classmates? News flash: there’s no redeeming quality in being a world-class browser of sounds that even the algorithm begs you to reconsider. And let's talk about those top artists of yours. Is "HydroBoi" your motivational coach, or is that just the sound of your bootleg Wi-Fi signal? Alongside names like SZA, who is carrying the weight of your whole playlist on her shoulders, the rest sound like a random assortment of usernames from a Fortnite lobby. I get it—it's 2023; you've got to keep it fresh and underground. But when one of your top plays is named after a punch made by a dev, I just know you’re two seconds away from a foot massage from your mom while you shout sweet nothings to your Spotify "family." Your most played songs read like the tracklist to a therapy session that went horribly wrong. “Wack Something”? Is that how you describe your dating life, or just your taste in beats? And “220BPM PT2”? The only thing getting cut in half faster than your attention span is my patience listening to that messy mix. I’m not saying your music taste needs an intervention, but someone's gotta step in before you start defending “Cortex Freestyle” as a legitimate artistic statement. Rizz Monkey, it’s time to step outside the dark corners of Spotify; you’re not supposed to sound like the weird kid at the school dance who couldn’t find the rhythm, let alone a beat that makes sense!

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