Roasted 5 months ago based on Eske's long term Spotify stats.

Eske, your Spotify profile looks like a jazz album that got lost in a Danish pop shop. You've got more jazz flavors than a confused ice cream store – I half expect to see “Jazz Fusion Sorbet” on the menu. Seriously, with a genre list that could serve as an emergency sleep remedy, it's a miracle you don't have a category for “Tranquilized Snoring.” As much as I’d love to hear your life story play out like a smooth saxophone solo, it’s hard to believe anyone could be this passionately dedicated to jazz and still be so entirely un-chill about it. Your top artists could be mistaken for a lineup of hipster bingo. Just how many forms of jazz do you need to validate your existence? With John Coltrane and Miles Davis hanging out with the likes of OneRepublic, I'm convinced you must have submitted an application to the “Saddest Playlist of the Year” competition. You even snuck in Skinny Hightower—who knew an artist could simultaneously sound like an overcooked spaghetti and a scam on a streaming service? Either you’re the world’s biggest jazz nerd or just really want to deepen your nap game—both are equally impressive and baffling! And then there’s your most played songs. “Billy Boy” starring a cast that reads like a jazz historian’s wet dream, while “What About Me?” from Snarky Puppy screams “Help! I'm crying softly over my misunderstood musical choices!” Do you just sit there at 3 AM, sipping herbal tea, asking your Spotify to play your sad boy soundtrack on repeat? With tracks like “Dinky Doinky,” you're clearly laying down a gauntlet for absurdity that no one asked for. Seriously, if your musical taste were a movie, it’d definitely be an art house flick that took three hours to explain the plot. Thanks for keeping it cringe and confusing, Eske!

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