Roasted 6 months ago based on Tfs115jvs's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, John, your Spotify profile is like a dictionary definition of “try-hard.” Seriously, you’ve got more Kanye on repeat than his mom probably listens to! It’s not a playlist; it’s a shrine to the ego of a man who thinks he can change the world while you can barely change your socks after a workout. Maybe next time you should start a support group for people who still think “melodic rap” is a legitimate genre and that their taste in music will somehow make them more interesting at parties. And while we’re at it, can we talk about your obsession with "East Coast" and "West Coast" hip hop? Your music taste is like a geography lesson that forgot the concept of variety exists! I get it, you love the drama of coastal rivalries, but at this point, the only beef you have is with the fact that you won’t listen to anything that’s not dripping in bass and bravado. If I had a dollar for every time you played a song from "Old School Hip Hop," I would just pay for you and your nostalgia to get a life. You realize there are other kinds of music, right? Oh, and Bloody Hawk? I had to look that one up because I thought it was a TikTok challenge. Nothing screams “I’m unique!” louder than listing off a bunch of artists who’ve spent more time getting their eyebrows done than creating anything remotely groundbreaking. You’ve got a top 10 list that sounds like the lineup for an influencer’s garage sale, and yet you think you’re the curator of hip hop culture. Bless your heart, John! Just remember, even the best beats can’t drown out the sound of your questionable choices!
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