Roasted 2 months ago based on hwee's long term Spotify stats.

Alright hwee, let’s talk about your Spotify profile – it’s basically a love letter to the Pokémon Center! With a vibe like K-Pop, J-Pop, and Anime crammed into your top genres, I’m betting your life goal is to become the very best at being basic. You’ve apparently got a PhD in pop culture references, but instead of acing every genre, you’ve just assured yourself a permanent spot in the cringe hall of fame. Seriously, even the softest of pops are rolling their eyes at your playlist. Your top artist list is essentially a shrine dedicated to 'SEVENTEEN', and honestly, if you played ‘Darl+ing’ one more time, we might need to stage an intervention. I mean, I get it, they’re great and all, but are you secretly hoping they’ll adopt you? Between CONSTANT repeats of “Ash” and “I Wish,” it looks like you’re just one heartbreak away from tattooing their logo on your forehead. And Taylor Swift? She’d write a 10-minute song about how you only listen to her when you run out of K-Pop bangers. You’re the poster child for the “one artist thrice removed from your Spotify top artist” syndrome. And can we take a moment to appreciate that your most played song list looks like a desperate cry for attention? You’ve got “Wait” by DINO? Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but it’s time to stop waiting on a savior from your playlists. At this point, it’s safe to say your music taste is so niche, it practically needs a warning label: “Do not listen if you love diversity in sound and rhythm!” Remember, hwee, there's a whole world of music out there beyond your pop-infested bubble. Do everyone a favor and venture outside of your comfort zone – otherwise, your only future collab will be with the cringe compilation committee!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!