Roasted 2 years ago based on tokkiz's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, tokkiz, let’s unpack this Spotify profile of yours, shall we? With a favorite genre list that looks like the hipster version of a grocery list, it’s clear you’re on a mission to prove you’ve listened to every obscure track the underground has to offer. “Conscious Hip Hop”? Please. The only thing you seem conscious of is the fact that nobody else wants to listen to your sad rap playlist at 3 AM while you reflect on your life choices. I get it, you want people to think you have deep tastes, but really it just sounds like you’re trying to impress someone who only listens to the radio. Now, your top artists read like a who’s who of “Look, I promise I’m interesting!” Even Mac Miller’s ghost is shaking his head, wondering how he’s ended up on your playlist of wannabe intellectuals and cool kids. Logic and conscious hip hop – really? Did you think you could sprinkle in some brainy vibes by throwing “Conscious” in there, or are you just still mad that nobody took you seriously back in high school? I mean, you’ve got a list that would make even your mom question your taste in music, and she was the one who thought Nickelback had something going for them! And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Temporary Love (feat. SiR) - extended version; bonus”? Congrats, you found the only song that could somehow be more drawn out than your life story. If your listening habits were a relationship, it would probably come with a warning label: “good for short bursts but painful over extended periods.” Seriously, the ears of potential new friends are in danger here. So, keep rocking that underground cred, tokkiz, but maybe it’s time to step into the light – or at least swap out a couple of those tracks for something that won’t put everyone to sleep!
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