Roasted 2 years ago based on gbn's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Giben, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a middle school diary—overly emotional and painfully predictable. I mean, come on! Nine out of your top ten artists could easily pass as a single K-Pop group dressed up in different outfits. If your taste in music were any more niche, it would be lurking in the dark corners of a bubble tea cafe, sipping on matcha lattes with a side of self-doubt. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone about your soft spot for "Indonesian Idol Pop"; we get it—one must balance the serious nature of K-Pop with something that sounds like a menu item at a sketchy food cart. And truly, your "Most Played" list reads like you got stuck in a Spotify loop while binge-watching anime. “I AM” by IVE followed closely by “Kitsch”—well, we can certainly tell who wears the pants in that relationship. Your playlist is about as diverse as a junior high talent show. If I had a dollar for every time I saw the name “JKT48,” I’d have enough money to pay for a real music education. What next? Are you planning a live re-enactment of a K-drama during your next karaoke night? I could think of a few people who wouldn’t mind staying home to avoid that train wreck. Honestly, Giben, have you heard about this little thing called “variety?” You know, stepping outside your comfort zone every once in a while? At this point, your Spotify account should come with a warning: “Caution! Enter at your own risk; exposure to this level of pop music may result in excessive eye-rolling.” But hey, to each their own! Keep sending those cries for help via Spotify; we’ll be here laughing while secretly wishing we could join you at that next K-Pop concert. Just remember to charge your phone; the last thing we need is another one of your emotional breakdowns captured on live stream!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists