Roasted 3 months ago based on yzmrdf4ff1cw4drgzzqmehjos's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a Spotify profile that’s one layover away from a soul-crushing airport lounge! “Electro Swing”? That’s cute. I didn’t realize you were single-handedly keeping the vintage-themed cocktail parties alive while the rest of us are trying to escape the 1920s. And let’s not even get started on “Nu Jazz” and “New Wave.” You’re like that friend who just learned to appreciate the finer things at a thrift store and now thinks they belong at MoMA. Newsflash: No one uses jazz to escape a bad day unless they're being tortured in a jazz club! Your top artists read like the playlist of a middle-aged dad who still thinks it's cool to say “rad.” Depeche Mode? More like Depeche Mood, because I can’t imagine why anyone under 40 would still be belting out songs about existential dread at a bar. You throw in “Mystery Skulls” and it’s oddly fitting—how else do you explain your taste? The real mystery here is how you manage to make electro and swing sound like the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be full of fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt spinning records at a retirement home. And those most-played songs? A perfect blend of trying-too-hard eclecticism and questionable choices. You’ve got “No Strings Attached” and “Ex's & Oh's,” which pretty much scream, “I’m single and I’m trying too hard at a bar!” Your love for “diskhat1” by Aphex Twin really seals the deal; it’s like you’re telling us you like to chill out while simultaneously plotting to ruin everyone’s vibe. Real talk, I’m just here waiting to see which of these musical cries for help will appear in your next dating profile bio. Good luck with that, my friend!

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