Roasted 2 years ago based on Yostin Mosquera's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Yostin Mosquera, let's dive into the chaos that is your Spotify profile. First off, your "Favorite genres" list reads like a Wikipedia page for a Colombian music festival that never happened. Seriously, do you have a PhD in obscure sub-genres? Colombian Hip Hop? Boom Bap Español? It’s as if you took a bendy straw to a cultural melting pot and then just named every flavor that dripped off. I'm surprised you don’t have a genre called "Colombian Elevator Music" nestled in there somewhere for good measure. Your top artists list looks more like a high school project on what happens when you let a teenager curate playlists while on a caffeine high. I mean, Nanpa Básico has made it onto your list more times than I’ve been forced to listen to my little cousin’s cringeworthy attempts to rap. Alcolirykoz? Sounds like a Latin American superhero team fighting for the rights of artists who can only rhyme in one language. And trust me, when your most played songs list is 80% Nanpa Básico, you’re one "No Te Apures - Remix" away from a full-blown obsession. Please tell me you aren’t planning to tattoo his lyrics on your forehead. And we need to talk about your "Most played songs." Listening to "Si Me Pongo - Acústico" six times a day and calling it a musical diet is like having nothing but chocolate syrup for breakfast and pretending it’s a health trend. "Feliz Cumpleaños Ferxxo"? Who knew we needed a party anthem about someone named Ferxxo when you have actual music to choose from? Next time you hit shuffle, let’s hope you don’t accidentally summon the ghost of bad taste. If you don’t diversify soon, I might just have to send a search party for your musical sanity.

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