Roasted 1 year ago based on conorreddington7's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's conorreddington7, the human playlist equivalent of a mid-life crisis! Seriously, with a favorite genre list that reads like a desperate attempt to impress your Tinder dates, I half-expect you to start wearing thrift store flannel while telling everyone you were "into indie before it was cool." Classic rock? Soft rock? You’ve got a broader taste in musical nostalgia than any DJ at your local coffee shop trying to cater to every millennial and their parents at once. Your top artists are a mixtape of 2005 “cool” and 2015 “who’s that again?” It’s like you took a tour through a flea market of sound and just threw all the mismatched vinyl into a blender. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fleetwood Mac, and then somehow, Bruce Springsteen snuck into the party like that one uncle who insists he knows how to make the best guacamole but actually just dumps a jar of store-bought salsa in a bowl. And let’s not even mention how you managed to squeeze in 49th & Main—clearly, you’re just hoping to catch that hip underground wave like it’s a 10-year-old surfboard from a garage sale. And those most played songs? Wow, what an emotional rollercoaster of confusion! "Both Of Us - Edit" by Jayda G? What does that even mean? You listen to that and still think you have a grip on your life? And then you bop around to “I Need a Dollar”—mate, the only thing you really need is a good music curator to rescue you from this Spotify disaster. You’re living proof that the only thing sadder than “James Blunt” is the fact that you felt justified putting him in your top ten. Step it up, conorreddington7; at this point, even your algorithm is rolling its eyes!

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