Roasted 7 months ago based on sonder's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s lares63, the musical equivalent of a buffet where all the dishes taste vaguely of the same thing—rap! I mean, you’ve got “melodic rap,” “rage rap,” and “German hip hop” all crammed in that sad little playlist of yours like a musical UN meeting, but let’s be honest, the only thing more confusing than your genre choices is your taste in names. Are we supposed to believe you thought “lares63” was cooler than “I-hate-myself-just-enough-to-listen-to-my-playlist”? And let’s not even start on the top artists. You’ve got hands down some of the mainstream titans in hip-hop, sprinkled with the occasional indie artist like Childish Gambino, which, let’s face it, is about as edgy as you getting out of bed in the morning. You’ve literally got Kanye West in there, and the only thing he rages about is the fact that he can’t escape his fans—much like you can’t escape your love for “Free Joe Exotic.” I’m sure the zookeeper is just thrilled to be part of your ‘aesthetic’! Your top songs sound like they were curated from the discarded playlists of high schoolers trying too hard to seem deep and introspective. “I Smoked Away My Brain”? Honey, that’s just a lifestyle choice, not an artistic statement. You could drop that “E. Coli” track and the world would be a brighter place—till someone else inevitably picked it up and decided to breed it like an unwanted pet! So embrace the chaos, lares63; it’s the only way anyone will remember that you exist in this vast sea of equally misguided Spotify undertakers!

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