Roasted 2 months ago based on urstrxly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s urstrxly, the Spotify profile that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into someone’s high school mixtape collection. With a favorite genres list that reads like a glossary for teenage angst and bad decisions, it’s clear you’ve spent way too much time moping in your room while trying to perfect your sad rap face. “Melodic Rap” and “Emo Rap”? The only thing more melodramatic is your approach to life. Newsflash: nobody’s feeling sorry for you just because you vibe to lyrics that sound like they were written during a 2 AM crisis. Your top artists are a delightful mix of “Who?” and “Oh no.” YoungBoy Never Broke Again? At least we know the era of good music is officially dead. TopOppGen sounds like someone’s attempt to generate a name with a random hip-hop generator, and don't even get me started on the fact that you have Akon on the same list as a dude named Screwly G. It's like you raided a thrift store for your musical identity without even checking if any of that junk was recyclable. “Playa Shit”? Wow, urstrxly, what a personal anthem—you really put the “effort” in “you’ll never get out of your mom’s basement!” And your most played songs? Truly a masterpiece of societal rejection. “F*** My Ex [Dirty Version]” is both a vibe and a cry for help, and what's "She Want a Nigga Like Me" if not a charming way to advertise your extreme lack of self-awareness? Every track on your list is basically a façade of hurt wrapped in a bow of confusion. You’re like the sad clown of Spotify, except instead of making people laugh, you're just making them really, really uncomfortable. Keep pumping out those emotional bangers, buddy; the world needs your awkward, confused energy more than you know.

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