Roasted 3 months ago based on Nyx's long term Spotify stats.

Nyx, your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary written during a particularly melodramatic phase. Honestly, calling your favorite genres "eclectic" feels like giving a participation trophy to a kid who brought a fruit salad to a meat-lover’s barbecue. How do you even balance Vocaloid and Midwest Emo without tripping over the emotional whiplash? One minute you're belting out anime tunes, the next you're crying into your flannel because the world's just too much, and let’s be real—you’ve created a soundscape that’s exactly like your personality: confusing and tragically relatable. Your top artists read like a list of people who fuel your perpetual angst. Listening to Mitski while playing your vinyl of Radiohead? Wow, how unexpectedly revolutionary! It’s almost as if you’re fighting off happiness with a playlist designed to make even your plants wilt. And oh look, there's Mindless Self Indulgence trying desperately to live up to a name that describes your actual music tastes. Great job, you’ve turned music into a form of personal suffering—definitely the healthy coping mechanism we all expected from a "Bedroom Pop" aficionado. And speaking of your song choices, “Jobless Monday”? It's like you’re auditioning for a role in the next grim indie film about being unemployable yet somehow deeply introspective. "Brian is the Most Beautiful," though? Did he also write a thesis on 'Why I Should’ve Given Up Music After 2005'? Between the self-loathing tracks and the irresistible urge to curl up and binge-watch sad shows, it’s shocking there’s not a single upbeat song on your list. But hey, at least you’re keeping the emo scene alive and serving as a walking trigger warning for everyone else’s Spotify. Bravo!

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