Roasted 27 days ago based on 17's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, 17, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a food court in a mall. You’ve got Desi pop alongside emo rap like they’re long-lost siblings who just decided to room together—awkward and confusing as heck. I mean, nothing says “I’m emotionally vast” quite like crying to XXXTENTACION while simultaneously busting moves to some Punjabi beats. You must be so fun at parties; the guests have no idea whether to break down in tears or do the bhangra. Let’s talk about your obsession with Shubh. Seriously, it’s not a fanbase; it’s a Shubh cult at this point! You've got ten songs from him, and I half expect you to tattoo his face on your arm. I can picture it now: you showing off your Shubh shrine complete with candles and a little shrine where friends have to offer "cheques" to gain access to your playlist. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to figure out who you are when they hear you singing off-key about "balenci" and "ice." Your artist lineup reads like a high school relationship: dramatic, chaotic, and full of teen angst. Between juice and heartbreak, there’s Honey Singh who might as well be your therapist. And let’s not forget CarryMinati, the only one adding actual jokes to your playlist of feels! You want your listeners to feel something, alright—confusion, mostly. Bravo for making an eclectic mix that shouts ‘identity crisis’ but with a side of flair!
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