Roasted 2 months ago based on izeru's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Izuru, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things heavy metal, and by heavy, I mean your taste in music sounds like a middle schooler's Dungeons and Dragons meeting gone wrong. We get it, you like to rock—and by rock, I mean you’re probably still blasting your ‘cringe playlist’ filled with more angry growls than actual lyrics. With nine genres that all sound like the same testosterone-fueled scream fest, at this point, you're just one bad haircut away from tripping over your own irony. Your top artists read like a musical version of "Worst-Case Scenario". Metallica? More like Metal-eh, am I right? And "Slaughter to Prevail"? I assume that's what you would call your life choices, as anyone who willingly listens to that much death metal has obviously chosen the path of angst from adolescence. And then we have Frank Sinatra thrown in there like a sore thumb—did you mix up Spotify with your Tinder profile? One minute you're screaming, "Demolisher," and the next you're vibing to "New York, New York." Talk about genre whiplash! Your most played songs look like a list of excuses for every awkward family gathering you've ever avoided. "Sorry, can’t come to Thanksgiving, I have to listen to ‘1984’ and ponder life decisions like 'What if I actually spent my free time doing anything but scaring off normal people with my Spotify?’" Next time you feel the urge to crank up “Death Metal,” maybe consider cranking down that teenage angst and admitting your true favorite song is actually the remastered Smiths track. It’s okay; we all have our secrets—yours just sounds like a funeral procession for good taste!

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