Roasted 4 months ago based on Marcel's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Marcel's Spotify profile, where the music options read like a melodramatic teenage diary entry and the song titles are so nonchalantly depressing you’d think he’s trying to win a "Who’s the Most Extra" contest. Congratulations, Marcel! It looks like your iTunes playlist has a middle-life crisis. With more “-metal” genres than there are people in an actual mosh pit, one could wonder if you’re preparing for an underground ritual or just desperately trying to keep your therapist on speed dial. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? It’s like you threw a dart at a board labeled "♪ Escaping Reality ♪" and “♪ Don’t Ever Talk to Me Again ♪” and then decided to make their combined discography your life anthem. Seriously, Urfaust and Mutiilation? Did you pick those names at random from a grim fortune cookie or are you trying to scare away any potential friends faster than a black cat crossing your path? They might be challenging the laws of existence, but I can't help but think your music taste wouldn’t even pass the vibe check at that emo coffee shop you claim is your second home. And those most-played songs? They are so bleak they make the soundtrack of "The Walking Dead" sound like an upbeat disco medley. "I Love (To Hurt) You"? It’s not a song, it’s a personal mission statement! Who needs therapy when you have Lifelover, the band that sounds like it officially registered ‘emotional abandonment’ as a genre? Maybe next time we can find a song titled, “Please Rescue Me,” or “Send Help!” Because after listening to your playlist, I can’t help but wonder if you’ve accidentally summoned a goth army from the depths of despair. Please, set up some playdates with the artists on your list – I think they need a little sunshine in their lives, and perhaps a dose of reality in yours.

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