Roasted 3 months ago based on ri's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, Ri! Your Spotify profile reads like the musical diary of a 15-year-old girl who just discovered emotions last Tuesday. I mean, “Harana”? Are you trying to serenade the ghosts of your crushes past, or did you just forget your playlist was set to "Mopey Mood"? With genres like "Bedroom Pop" and "Dark R&B," it sounds like you spend way too much time in your room, probably avoiding actual sunlight while rocking out to your favorite pre-teen angst. Let's talk about those top artists. Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande as your gods of music? I’m willing to bet you're the type that fully believes “Love Story” is the best love song ever written—news flash, it’s not! Your Spotify looks like the playlist for a bubblegum pop party that never made it past the candy station at a kindergarten graduation. There’s more drama in your artist choices than in a high school cafeteria, and I’m starting to think you might need a personality beyond just being a Swiftie or part-time BTS stan. Like, does your music taste come with a side of glittery stickers and an oversized bow? As for those most-played songs, wow, have you ever heard of variety, Ri? If I had a dollar for every time you’ve clicked “repeat” on “Juno” by Sabrina Carpenter, I’d be able to fund your very own musical therapy session. All these sad girl songs scream, “Help me, I’m stuck in my feelings!” but the only danger here is your potential to validify my worst fears about the state of modern music. You could use a dose of something more stimulating—maybe a healthy serving of punk rock or jazz to remind you that life isn't all heartbreaks and bedroom vibes. Come on, live a little!

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