Roasted 3 months ago based on mst's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, mst! Your Spotify profile is like a particularly messy taco truck at 3 AM—it's a messy mix with a few questionable choices. With favorites like "Trap Latino" and "Emo Rap," it’s clear you've spent too many late nights trying to understand your own emotional rollercoaster. Are you vibing with deep existential dread or just scamming your way through a bad breakup? Mix that with “Urbano Latino” and it almost sounds like you’re trying to convince people you have a tragic yet poetic soul, while the only tragedy here is that your playlist has more Myke Towers than actual life experiences. Speaking of Myke Towers, when he hears about your most played songs, he'll have to send you a sympathy card. It's basically a Myke Towers collection, and unless you’re his biggest fan, you might want to diversify your taste. You really have a “Myke Towers: Greatest Hits” concert tour ready to go with those numbers. I mean, if you lose track of the sky while cloud rapping, at least you've got Myke to keep you grounded… or just trapped in a loop of lyrical mixed signals. And holy playlist, Batman! Are you really playing "DIME A VER" on repeat because you can't decide if your soulmate is Myke Towers or your own reflection? Maybe throw in a song where you get out and socialize because your Spotify is starting to look like an emotional support playlist for living in your parents' basement. Overall, mst, your selections scream “interesting,” much like a toddler’s finger painting—and hey, if all else fails, Myke Towers can still be your life coach!

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