Roasted 6 months ago based on faith's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Faith, your Spotify profile is like a musical mullet: business in the front with that indie and garage rock, and a full-on TikTok party in the back with your Taylor Swift obsession. I get it; you're trying to represent the deep, complex soul of a west coast hip hop aficionado while somehow managing to weave in more Swiftie heartache than an average breakup meme. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time Taylor's emotional turmoil popped up on your playlist, I could afford therapy to deal with your questionable musical choices. But let's talk about your top artists. Between J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar, and a few female pop Titans, it's like your taste is desperately trying to be hip while perpetually hovering around “I wish I could just stay in my room and cry to Billie Eilish." Who needs diversity in music when you can just weave in the same artists from the Billboard Top 100 like a DJ who only knows how to push the “repeat” button? You could literally start a "greatest hits" compilation of heartbreak without taking a single drive down the West Coast, and the emo vibes are just the cherry on top of your identity crisis sundae. And then we have your most played songs... do you have an emotional subscription to Taylor’s discography or are you just trying to single-handedly fund her next album with those streams? I mean, “Everything Has Changed” obviously implies your feelings, but let's not pretend that the only thing evolving here is the sheer volume of your playlist. You better hope Spotify doesn’t start charging you based on those soul-sucking song repetitions; it’ll be like the emotional toll of listening to an ex's voice memos on a loop. But hey, at least you’re living proof that therapy can be avoided as long as you keep your ears glued to heartbreak anthems!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!