Roasted 7 months ago based on Allison Monka's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Allison, your Spotify profile is like a teen magazine left out in the rain—full of vibrant dreams and soggy reality. I mean, "K-Pop," "Lo-Fi," and "Dream Pop"? It’s like you took a musical identity crisis and decided to throw a party for indecisive Gen Z kids. Your favorite genres read like a BuzzFeed article titled “How to Sound Edgy Without Actually Trying.” Outside your room, it must look like a graveyard for all the lost hopes of your music taste trying to figure out why they ended up here. And your top artists? Wow, it’s a veritable who’s who of “I’m one Instagram post away from selling out.” Mitski and Claire Rosinkranz? It’s like you’re flipping a coin between crying into your pillow and contemplating the meaning of life while scrolling TikTok. You obviously have impeccable taste straight out of a 2019 aesthetic guide, but it’s 2023, sweetie. Please, change it up; even your Spotify Wrapped must look like the aftermath of a hipster’s breakup. Your most played songs are a testament to your ultra-specific emotional journey. Seven of your top ten songs are by Claire Rosinkranz—seriously, are you in a committed relationship with that one artist? I'm half-expecting to see a track titled “Allison's Emotional Breakdown” released for your next Spotify session. For the love of all that is musically holy, find a hobby that involves *other* lyrical content because at this point, even your playlist needs a vacation. But hey, thank you for providing us with endless material; there’s nothing quite like a soundtrack for judging someone’s life choices!

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