Roasted 1 month ago based on ‎'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's your Spotify profile, or as I like to call it, your personal time capsule of cringe. Seriously, I didn't know “Vocaloid” was a genre and a summary of your social life all in one! Your music taste is so niche it belongs in a museum, next to the dinosaur bones that everybody pretends to like but only the weird kids care about. And let's not even get started on how poorly you’d fare in a karaoke bar—one minute in, and they’ll have you forcibly escorted out, claiming it’s a “public nuisance.” Your top artists read like a list of people I can only assume you found on a dark web forum dedicated to sad robots and cartoon conspiracy theories. I mean, “Cigarettes After Sex”? Are you trying to serenade a sad teenage vampire in the corner of a cafe? Honestly, it’s like your musical preferences were generated by a malfunctioning algorithm stuck in a 2008 anime fan forum. If Mitski is the soundtrack to your life, buddy, it's time to get a therapist instead of meditating to “Shibuya-Kei” while you stare longingly at your middle school posters. As for your most-played songs, I have to hand it to you: you’ve set the new world record for most excessively long song titles that nobody outside of Japan can pronounce. Is there a prize for that, or do you just get to keep living in your mom's basement while binging on otaku culture? Seriously, man, with tracks featuring that many features, you’d think you were trying to assemble the world's most confusing superhero team. Maybe take a break from the hyperpop, step out into the sunlight, and experience life outside your headphones once in a while? Just a thought!

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