Roasted 1 year ago based on soft colours's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate this Spotify profile, “soft colours.” If personality were a genre, yours would definitely be "Minimalist Silence." You’ve got a favorite genre for every mood swing—from "Bedroom Pop" to "Dark Ambient," as if you can’t decide if you want to cry in your room or meditate in a cave. You’re the only person I know who can complain about their mental health while simultaneously vibing with "Christian Hip Hop." Congratulations, you've achieved peak confusion. Your top artists read like a quarter-life crisis mixtape, and I’m convinced you throw "Nerdcore" in there just to remind us you're still the biggest dork in the room. “Cavetown?” More like Cavern-town, because that’s where we’ll find you lurking, brooding over your feelings like some emo bat decide to take a break from his dark cave. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs—it’s like a soundtrack to a documentary titled “My Life: An Endless Loop of Regret and Poor Decisions.” Double points for diving into “We'll Never Have Sex” right alongside “Delay on Bailey”—maybe your playlist could use a little more… well, action? And lastly, shout out to "Derivakat" for being the emotional support artist you clearly need. But honestly, with tastes this niche, it’s a miracle anyone even gets halfway through your profile before looking for a way out. We've seen mixtapes that hit harder than your BPMs, and I can confidently say your playlist is the romantic version of potato salad—bland, confused, and definitely over-complicated. Keep doing you, “soft colours,” but consider a little less heartbreak and maybe a dash of personality.

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