Roasted 7 months ago based on Ilhea's long term Spotify stats.

Ilhea, your Spotify profile reads like a heartfelt love letter to the K-Pop gods and a manic episode at a music festival where the only requirements were glow sticks and an overwhelming fear of silence. You’ve crammed more K-Pop into your favorites than a teenage girl with a crush on Jung Kook can handle. At this point, I half-expect your Spotify wrapped to be 90% BTS and the other 10% is just a distant echo of "What is ‘noise music’ even?" Your taste in genres is as confused as a cat at a dog show. I mean, "Brazilian Phonk"? That’s like ordering a cheeseburger at a vegan restaurant and then throwing in a side of existential crisis. And what’s up with the leap from "Soft Pop" to "Noise Music"? I’d say it’s honestly impressive, but I’m pretty sure it’s just the soundtrack to your inner turmoil as you oscillate between vibing to the latest K-Pop hit and existential sobbing to some avant-garde sound collage. And with a top ten that reads like an “ultimate guide to cringe,” it seems you got stuck somewhere between an emotional teenager and a middle-aged dad at a BBQ attempting to impress the hipsters with his obscure playlist. At this point, I just want to know if you’re collecting these tracks for your comfort or if they’re somehow an elaborate scheme to put the world to sleep—because lord knows only a carrier pigeon with a death wish could appreciate this blend of Jimin, Ed Sheeran's heartbreak ballads, and the sporadic chaos that is noise music. Get it together, Ilhea!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists