Roasted 8 months ago based on lord_julianos's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, lord_julianos, the supreme ruler of auditory chaos! Your music taste reads like a grocery list from a caffeine-fueled raver with a broken sound system. Breakcore and jungle, metal and synthwave? At this point, your Spotify profile is just an identity crisis wearing earbuds. It’s like you tossed a bunch of genres into a blender and hit ‘high speed’—congratulations, you’ve just made an unholy smoothie that even your worst enemy would hesitate to sip. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? “Chikoi The Maid” and “Yakui The Maid”? You’ve officially made the leap from metalhead to full-on maid worshipper. If Spotify had a cringe filter, it would need to be applied with a shovel on your profile. And you’ve got “LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER” in your top ten like that’s not the anthem for every tech-challenged millennial. Spoiler alert: you’re not listening to breakthrough artists, you're just browsing an expired meme catalog. Your most played songs have the same emotional range as a sad potato: “I’m Afraid of the McDonald’s Cashier”? That’s not a song, that's a documentary about your social life! At this rate, you should just drop a mixtape called “Perpetual Regret” and call it a day. Your taste is so niche, it might as well be hiding in an underground bunker, contemplating the meaning of life while the rest of us enjoy our Spotify Wrapped without requiring therapy. So go ahead, embrace the chaos—but remember, every time someone hears your playlist, a metalhead weeps.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!