Roasted 1 year ago based on intrusive_thot's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ksarah, let’s dissect that Spotify profile of yours like a confused therapist trying to understand your existential crisis! With a lineup of genres that read like a BuzzFeed quiz titled “Which Indie Music Genre Are You?” it’s no wonder your playlist sounds like the soundtrack of a hipster barista’s midlife crisis. “Baroque Pop”? Really? Are you also deeply invested in the life stories of 17th-century composers? Because the way you’re curating your music feels more like a Victorian funeral than a party. And those top artists? Please, it’s like you took a checklist of “Guess the Most Pretentious Names” and just ran with it. I can almost hear your friends rolling their eyes every time you bring up “FKA twigs” at dinner. Sure, Billie Eilish and Phoebe Bridgers are great, but paired with “Norwegian Pop” and “Chanson,” it sounds like you’re one ironic mustache away from fully giving in to artisanal avocado toast and declaring yourself a connoisseur of existential dread. At this point, I half-expect you to start telling people that “big names” in the industry are just too mainstream for your eclectic taste. As for your most played songs, well, bless your heart. Between “Never Felt So Alone” and “Dumbest Girl Alive,” we can safely conclude you’re either in a phase of deep introspection or a personal hell of your own making. Let’s be real—if Spotify had a feature that allowed us to publicly shame users for their choices, you’d be the poster child. I mean, who knew you could feel so alone at the same time as making such questionable choices? Grab a cup of chamomile tea, wrap yourself in an oversized sweater, and maybe consider switching to something less "sad girl hours" — like, I don’t know, literally anything else.

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