Roasted 3 months ago based on harooo's long term Spotify stats.

Hey harooo, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to combine more sad genres than a teenager's diary. The best part? You’ve got enough emo and pop-punk on your Spotify to soundtrack a full season of an angsty teen drama. Honestly, I can’t tell if your playlist is for therapeutic healing or if you’re just desperately trying to impress your childhood crush with your "deep" music taste. Spoiler alert: it’s not working. With a top artist lineup like that, it’s a miracle you haven’t been consumed by your own angst. Seriously, with bands like Pierce The Veil and Mayday Parade, you must be just a couple of mixtapes away from being a walking, breathing cliche. And for heaven's sake, math rock? Are you trying to prove a point or just make your friends question their life choices while listening to your playlist? It’s like you want everyone to feel as emotionally dead as you do when you hear “emo” and “screamo” in the same sentence. Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a therapy session gone wrong. I can picture you sitting in a dimly lit room, crying over “Honestly” by CURB while wearing that oversized hoodie set on perpetual repeat. And "Bedroom Pop"? Don’t even get me started. It’s almost as if you’ve taken “I want to die alone” and turned it into a musical genre. So buckle up, harooo; you might be on the path to being the most relatable but also the most cringeworthy Spotify profile on the internet.

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