Roasted 4 months ago based on Notninasmusic's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Notninasmusic, the Spotify profile equivalent of a haunted house—filled with dark corridors, hair-raising sounds, and an ambiance that screams, “I have unresolved issues.” Your favorite genres read like a goth kid’s diary. Gothic Rock, Post-Punk, and Deathrock? It's as if you stumbled straight out of a Tim Burton movie and into the clearance bin of Hot Topic. The real tragedy here isn't your music choice; it's that you’ve probably worn more black clothes than you have had actual conversations with living people. And let’s talk about your top artists. It's like a who’s who of people I'd avoid at a party—except for Charli XCX who somehow snuck past the bouncer. You’ve got Sisters of Mercy up there like they’re your emotional support band. I’m not saying they’re overrated, but I am saying you’re one bad breakup away from rebranding your profile "Sisters of Despair." And really, “German Indie” and “German Hip Hop”? Did you get lost in a Berlin rabbit hole, or are you just trying to make the rest of us feel culturally incompetent while you sip on your overpriced craft soda? Oh, and your most played songs? “Lucretia My Reflection”? Maybe it's time to reflect on some new music, like anything that doesn't make the average listener inquire if you’re secretly practicing for a role in a gothic horror film. “Give Me More Kohl”—that’s a fitting motto; it's like you’re desperately shouting for attention while smudging your eyeliner. At least we know one thing for sure: If your playlist was an actual person, it would definitely be the one lurking in the shadows, too complicated for deep conversations but always way too keen on sharing its playlists. Cheers to your eternal vibe of "My Heart Will Go On," but like, in a minor key!

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