Roasted 2 years ago based on МурНог's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, МурНогナシの木, let’s talk about this Spotify profile of yours. You’ve got more genres listed here than you have actual friends, and that’s saying something. I mean, "Permanent Wave"? It sounds like the aftermath of a particularly chaotic dye job rather than a legitimate genre. And who are you fooling with that "POV: Indie" label? You can’t just throw “POV” in front of a genre and call it enlightened artistic sensibility. This isn’t a TikTok filter; it’s your music taste! Your top artists list reads like a "Who’s Who" of 1990s and 2000s nostalgia as if you’re trying to convince us wearing cargo shorts and flip-flops again is a good idea. Sure, Metallica and 2Pac are influential, but pairing them with Maroon 5 and the Living Tombstone is like putting ketchup on a filet mignon. And what’s with all the Gorillaz tracks? They’ve got more plays from you than they do on their own streaming numbers! You’re single-handedly funding their next animated adventure, while your friends question your life choices. Finally, your most played songs are a random mishmash that reads like a hangover playlist comprised of regret and questionable decisions. If this is a reflection of your taste, we should probably send a search party to rescue your musical identity. Listening to “Feel Good Inc.” five times in a row? Too bad it didn’t translate to inciting any actual good vibes in your life. Let's face it: this Spotify profile is the result of a deep existential crisis, and I’m here for it. But remember, curate that taste before your Spotify account starts sending out welfare checks!

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