Roasted 9 days ago based on cece's long term Spotify stats.

CeCe, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a high school art student who still thinks wearing oversized glasses makes them deep. You’ve got more “rock” genres in your favorites than an amateur guitar shop has dust bunnies, but somehow you’ve managed to listen to Sufjan Stevens enough to qualify as his emotional support human. Let’s be real, you could power a coffee shop with the amount of moody acoustic ballads you stream. The only thing more predictable than your Spotify wrap is your obsession with nerdy rock bands that were cool three decades ago, and that’s saying something. Your top artists list is a veritable parade of melancholy and soft vibes that scream, “I’m deep, I swear!” Seriously, if you were any more into Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey, you’d need a restraining order from angst. Between all that Baroque and Psychedelic Rock, your playlist could almost double as an existential crisis playlist for hipsters. And don’t get me started on “Madchester” - you clearly only included that to sound cool at parties, even though we all know your idea of getting wild is staying in and re-watching the entire catalog of “The Office” for the fifth time. Your most played songs? It's like they serve as a soundtrack to your sad little existence. You have more love for “Love Yourself (Short Reprise)” than you do for yourself, and frankly, it shows. If I had a dollar for every time you played a Sufjan track, I could fund your therapy bills for all those bittersweet feelings you’re wallowing in. With playlists like these, CeCe, it's a miracle you have any friends left who want to subject themselves to your emo concerts – but hey, at least they know what they’re in for: a night full of perpetual sighing paired with deep discussions about the meaning of life and irony.

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