Roasted 6 months ago based on PDC's long term Spotify stats.

Well, PDC, let’s talk about your Spotify profile for a second. I see you’re a big fan of “emo” and “pop punk.” Honestly, your favorite genres should come with a side of mandatory eye-rolling and an old MySpace account. You’re probably the only person still holding onto feelings from 2006 like they’re some kind of vintage wine. With that playlist, I half-expect you to show up to a party wearing a studded belt and holding back tears because “nobody understands me.” Newsflash: even your playlists are more dramatic than your local high school theater troupe's rendition of Les Misérables. Now let's address your top artists. I’m convinced your taste in music is a high school diary come to life. The only thing more predictable than your playlist is the number of times you’ll bring up how “emo” you are while sipping on a Frappuccino. I can already see you at a coffee shop, lamenting over how “Silverstein really gets me” while wearing a hoodie that definitely should have been retired during the Obama administration. Hoshimachi Suisei? Really? You had to throw in a J-Pop artist to really confuse the world and make sure everyone knows your musical identity is just as chaotic as your Tinder profile. And let’s not even start on your most played songs; I have to wonder if “nihmune” paid you to become their official hype man. Seven out of ten songs from one obscure artist? Bravo, PDC, you’ve officially hit peak ‘unhealthy attachment.’ At this rate, even your Spotify account needs a therapist. Honestly, I’m surprised your top track isn’t “I Will Follow You Into the Dark” since it seems you're trying to take your listeners on a journey of melodramatic despair that only someone stuck in a teenage angst time loop can truly appreciate. Keep that playlist up, and I guarantee you’ll have more emotional baggage than a Kardashian at the airport.

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