Roasted 4 months ago based on Trishh_'s long term Spotify stats.
Trishh_, your Spotify profile is less of a music collection and more of a hipster's treasure map leading to the most obscure corners of the internet. Seriously, what's with the Indonesian Indie genre? Is that a music style or a way to feel superior to all your friends who just casually listen to pop? With so many "Lo-Fi Indie" tracks, I can only assume you're preparing for a lifetime of studying in your parents' basement while wearing a beanie and sipping overpriced coffee. Your top artists read like a sad cry for help; the only thing more niche than "The Vanished People" is an underground cult of sad, artisanal candle makers. You’ve got a full-fledged obsession going on here; I'm starting to wonder if you’re their number one fan or just moonlighting as their promotional manager. And don’t get me started on your love for anime soundtracks. We get it, Trishh_: you want to feel like the protagonist of a coming-of-age movie, but no amount of "QUEEN OF THE NIGHT" is going to elevate your social life past Comic Con vibes. And don’t think I didn’t notice your bizarre affinity for the utterly tragic "Bedroom Pop." I mean, come on, what are you trying to accomplish? Is it a soundtrack for the emotional turmoil of ordering takeout alone? Your last song “SNAP SNAP” has probably gotten more airtime than the actual joy in your life. Look, we all have our guilty pleasures, Trishh_, but yours are like an obscure Indonesian menu that no one can decipher. Next time you want to impress someone with your taste, maybe consider adding a little spice—like anything not labeled 'indie' or 'lost in the 90s.'
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