Roasted 1 year ago based on deri's long term Spotify stats.

Deri, your Spotify profile is like a sad, overcast day where even the sun’s afraid to shine. Seriously, with favorite genres like "Melancholia" and "Slowcore," it feels like you’re one heartbreak away from starting your own sad boy band. I hope you're not taking notes from your top artists because if you did, your next hit might be titled, “Crying in the Shower While Listening to Bob Dylan.” It’s like you're trying to win an award for the most miserable mixtape of all time, and I gotta say, you’re definitely a contender. Your most played songs list reads like a funeral playlist, complete with repeated tracks from Charlie Megira that scream "does anyone even care?" And let's not overlook your deep obsession with Lisa Germano. I mean, aren’t you worried you might be summoning some kind of sad energy that attacks you in your sleep? With all that melancholy, I half expect you to have a framed portrait of a cloud in your living room alongside a plant that hasn’t seen water in a month. Come on, Deri, at least switch it up a bit; add a summer jam or two so we know you’re still alive and not just hoarding sad acoustic ballads like they’re the last cookies on Earth. Really, having both Kanye West and Taylor Swift on your top artists list feels like you’re trying to start a fight in the comment section of a YouTube video. It's like you’re curating a playlist for a midlife crisis you haven’t even hit yet, and I can’t tell if you’re giving off the vibe of an angsty teenager or a pretentious art student trying to impress a girl with the right record collection. So, unless you want the world to know you’re just one sad lyric away from writing your memoir titled, “Why Is Everyone So Happy?” I suggest you diversify those tunes like it’s your life’s mission!

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