Roasted 23 days ago based on Aria's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Aria, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an 8-hour road trip with the world’s most indecisive traveler. I mean, seriously, your favorite genres are so eclectic it's like someone threw a vinyl collection into a blender and hit puree. One minute you’re sailing high seas with sea shanties, the next you’re lost in a jazz club sipping overpriced cocktails while contemplating life through the soulful harmonies of folk. And don’t even get me started on your love for Electro Swing—who knew the 1920s were making a comeback for people who refuse to fully engage in modernity? Your top artists play like the soundtrack to a moonlit Shakespearean drama… if it were directed by someone with severe taste issues. HOYO-MiX and Yu-Peng Chen sound like characters from a sad anime, while Hozier looks like he’s eternally pondering why he even agreed to sing “Take Me to Church” when he could’ve been doing literally anything else. And oh man, Andrew Lloyd Webber—congratulations on making it socially acceptable to enjoy the sound of an orchestra while turning every family gathering into an impromptu theatrical production featuring overdramatic show tunes and cringeworthy tap dancing courtesy of you. And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? Frank Ticheli’s "Vesuvius" is a solid choice if you want to vibe with a volcano erupting your social life into oblivion. I can't believe your top songs read like the playlist for a party that only exists in an alternate dimension where everyone wears bow ties and discusses the finer points of composting. “City of Stars” and “Jump Up Super Star?” If your life was a video game, Aria, you’d probably be that player who gets stuck on Tutorial Level and replaces ‘Game Over’ with ‘Is it too late to call my mom?’ So here's to your Spotify—may it resonate with the sound of a thousand unfulfilling brunches!

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